chim chim cha boo
5:54 Tue Nov 11
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Hammer and Pickle 5:36 Tue Nov 11
Mate, our boy Isaac is the driest cunt on here. We should want him posting more, not less. I'm actually flattered that he took five minutes out of his day to cunt me off!
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chim chim cha boo
5:49 Tue Nov 11
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It's a fair cop guv- throw on the bracelets.
Actually it was definitely almost at the end of the two minute silence as I remember wanting to have a go at him but couldn't as I had to keep my trap shut for a bit longer.
It's actually quite difficult to remember an exact train of events when you're boiling with rage.
I was grateful for the chance to vent my ire because I let an incident go last night that I beat myself up about when I got home. Actually I half regret losing it in the cafe too. I'm not completely inarticulate but I do suffer from brain-freeze when I get into an argument which means most of the time my reasoned argument comes out as 'shut your mouth you fucking cunt'.
Last night I was at the gym and they've got 6 tellies and you can plug your headphones into whatever machine you're on and tune into them. The stations are BBC 1, BBC 2, ITV, CH 4, CH 5 and Sky sports news.
I never watch any of them and prefer to either watch a film on my phone or listen to music. There were probably about twenty people on the machines facing the tellies and this Muslim oik, probably in his early 20s went up to the one showing Eastenders, stretched up to the TV and went through the channels obviously looking for a programme, couldn't find it, left it on BBC Parliament and fucked off to the weights room (where you can't see the TVs from).
I looked around and saw several pissed-off girls but nobody said a thing or did anything about it. I just went back to watching my film (and sweating like Garry Glitter in the dock at Southwark Crown Court).
Then I couldn't concentrate on the film because I was thinking how staggeringly ignorant that kid was and the fact that nobody had said anything to him. Hell really is other people.
I'm sure today's incident hasn't made that wanker any less ignorant but at least I'm not beating myself up about not saying anything. That would have haunted me for ages.
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Hammer and Pickle
5:36 Tue Nov 11
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Care to provide us with a motive at to why he should go to the trouble of presenting us with this alleged fabrication then, Barrister Cock?
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IsaacHock
5:06 Tue Nov 11
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Mr Cha Boo, many thanks for taking the time to recount the unsavoury incident you were involved in this morning. I appreciate that it must still be uncomfortable for you, being so fresh in the mind, and as such I thank you for making the effort to make us all aware of your experience.
If I may, I would like to read from your statement made at 3:06 WHOTime; the extract reads as follows:-
"Anyway, this cunt clocks me with my head down and stands up making to go to the toilet which was behind me. By now the silence is finished and as he walks past the telly he looks at me, points to the telly and says 'this is a fucking load of bollocks."
A shameful act for sure, and regardless of opinion, you would hope that it was an opinion which could be witheld at this particular time.
If it pleases WHO, I would now like to submit a further passage of text, again from Mr Cha Boo, this time expressed at 3:53 WHOTime:-
"If he'd have said what he said five minutes later I'd have probably blanked the thick piece of shit but he said this TO ME while I had my head down observing the TWO FUCKING MINUTES a year we shouldn't talk through."
Again, inexcusable behaviour which I, and I would hope all like minded rational citizens, consider to be utterly contemptible.
(*Pauses for gravitas, adopts Colombo style confused expression) Just one thing I am not clear upon. In your initial passage, you mention that "By now the silence is finished..." and yet in the second passage you clearly state that "...but he said this TO ME while I had my head down observing the TWO FUCKING MINUTES..." As such, I, and my considered brethren of WHO are collectively confused. You are stating both that he caused you considerable offense by breaking the silence to issue his vile insults, and yet he is also issuing the same comments once the silence had reached it's conclusion.
Naturally the reader here sees such inconsistencies reaches an opinion regarding the reliability of your words. I am not bound by such moderation, 'Chim', and as such I make the following assertion. There was no foul mouthed cretin in your cafe this morning. There wasn't even a cafe. You did not observe the silence since you were still asleep, presumably dreaming up more far-fetched nonsense to spew forth to me and the fellow denizens of WHO. I demand an apology and the immediate retraction of this and all of your other stories, save for the ones about the porn actresses (which I quite enjoyed and would encourage you to post more of in future).
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Eddie B
5:02 Tue Nov 11
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Unbelievable.
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Bullet
4:55 Tue Nov 11
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roltrader 3:46 Tue Nov 11
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Yes I saw that, sickening.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-one/11222781/Gang-rips-medals-from-army-veteran-on-his-way-to-Remembrance-Sunday-service.html
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Hammer and Pickle
4:45 Tue Nov 11
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Exactly what you are not supposed to think about that chim.
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chim chim cha boo
4:43 Tue Nov 11
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I saw this on a tube train the other day and it shook me. The General, by Siegfried Sassoon.
‘GOOD-MORNING; good-morning!’ the General said
When we met him last week on our way to the line.
Now the soldiers he smiled at are most of ’em dead,
And we’re cursing his staff for incompetent swine.
‘He’s a cheery old card,’ grunted Harry to Jack
As they slogged up to Arras with rifle and pack.
But he did for them both by his plan of attack.
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Pedant
4:12 Tue Nov 11
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"There are a lot of self-consciously “Oirish” versions of this song (written by a Scots born Aussie), but this version by Boston’s Dropkick Murphys avoids all of that and performs it is it should be: raw, unflinching and angry."
http://vaguedisclaimer.wordpress.com/2013/11/11/572/
And by the same writer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG48Ftsr3OI
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Hammer and Pickle
3:54 Tue Nov 11
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chim chim cha boo 3:06 Tue Nov 11
Interesting incident that. He could easily have been just another thicko gobby nobody or it could have been some form of thought-out provocation. Either way, there might have been the same purpose to what he did - distract you from your contemplative state, in which your mind was active and liable grasp the bigger picture, and into a state of anger and fear, in which there is no place for that bigger kind of thinking.
I have seen this kind of thing happening a lot in the media of late.
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chim chim cha boo
3:53 Tue Nov 11
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AnotherDay_SameShit 3:31 Tue Nov 11
If he'd have said what he said five minutes later I'd have probably blanked the thick piece of shit but he said this TO ME while I had my head down observing the TWO FUCKING MINUTES a year we shouldn't talk through.
I happened to be cogitating on my uncle Bobby who was an aircraft mechanic during the siege of Malta when Malta was the most bombed place on Earth and who died when his airfield was area bombed. All I remember about it was being told as a little boy that the Salvation Army wanted an amount of money my nan (his mother) couldn't afford to have his personal effects shipped home to the East End. My family have swerved anything to do with the SA ever since.
His dad was at Passchendaele during WW1 and had to have wearing underpants and socks explained to him as he'd grown up too poor to know what they were and why they were worn.
The cunt in the cafe was going to be clumped with my chair if he'd repeated the 'sheep' comment and I couldn't give a fuck about his right to an opinion.
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roltrader
3:46 Tue Nov 11
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Leonard Hatred 3:06 Tue Nov 11
some "asian" youth cunts robbed a veteran of his medals on his way to the service in Yorkshire …. does that count.
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AnotherDay_SameShit
3:31 Tue Nov 11
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Chim- The bloke sounded like a cunt (most blokes are) but he is entitled to his opinion. Remember, you was in the real world and not on WHO where everyone agrees on these matters, or they are too scared to voice anything to the contary.
I would have done the same as you too, I rarely take bollocks off people these days. I was in a place haven't breakfast myself not that long ago and there was something on the news (won't bore you with what) this fella came out with some bollocks to me about it and without even thinking I told him he was talking bollocks. I even surprised myself that I said it to him. He piped down, not that that will always be the case of course.
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Fortunes Hiding
3:28 Tue Nov 11
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chim chim cha boo 3:06 Tue Nov 11
What a fucking cunt!
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Kearley
3:18 Tue Nov 11
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mentor - did you observe this one?
I remember last year you said that the one at Upton Park was a bit early and you were not sure if you would observe it or not.
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One McAvennieeeeee
3:10 Tue Nov 11
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They had a silence in the gym which I thougth was good and everybody (about 10) stopped what they were doing.
Apparently in my office, the CUNT Jap bird behind me carried on talking.
Quite a few angry people when I got back.
I think she suffers from ADHD.
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Leonard Hatred
3:06 Tue Nov 11
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I was fully expecting some nasty incident happening at 11 this morning.
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chim chim cha boo
3:06 Tue Nov 11
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Oh dear I just showed a different side to my nature at my local cafe. I don't think they think I'm that nice any more.
It was just coming up to 11AM and the telly was showing the service at the Tower of London. I was having breakfast with a pal and there was some scruffy cunt and his equally rough missus a couple of tables away. So it was just us, them and the cafe staff in there.
11AM came and me and my pal stopped talking to observe the two-minutes silence. Soap dodger kept on talking to his missus and it didn't bother me at all. I couldn't hear what they were saying and just thought they might have been eastern Europeans or something. Ignorant perhaps but not a crime.
Anyway, this cunt clocks me with my head down and stands up making to go to the toilet which was behind me. By now the silence is finished and as he walks past the telly he looks at me, points to the telly and says 'this is a fucking load of bollocks. Fucking celebrating the government going to war'.He was quite a big lad and I later saw him untie his Staff bull- terrier from the railings outside the cafe so I'm sure you've got an idea of what he looked and sounded like.
'Nobody is celebrating anything you stupid prick' I couldn't stop myself saying (I go to this cafe quite often and like the Turkish owners) 'in fact it's the opposite of celebrating. It's remembering our war dead. I don't really appreciate you saying the members of my family that fought and died for this country were fucking bollocks so shut your mouth you cunt'.
'My family was in the war as well but I ain't celebrating this government (eh?) starting wars so they could get all the diamonds out of Africa for themselves. That lot (pointing at the TV) outside Buckingham Palace (it was actually The Tower of London), the royal family are fucking Germans anyway and they told everyone to jump out of a trench and get killed like fucking sheep'.
'Are you calling my great grandad a "fucking sheep" you rat-faced cunt?' to which his missus said 'do you have to swear?' (bear in mind this argument started with her old man saying 'this is a fucking load of bollocks').
Suddenly he decided to leave a bit sharpish and take his hag of a bird with him. As he walked out he said sarcastically 'nice talking to you bruv' and I said 'really? Listening to you has made me feel physically sick you ignorant pig'.
As he walked off I heard him say 'you can't even have a conversation with some people without them wanting to beat you up'.
I went to the counter and told them I was really, really sorry I was shouting and swearing but I couldn't let him talk about armistice day like that and the owner said 'don't worry about it. Me and the chef were talking about it in the kitchen. We have a day like that in Turkey and were saying what we'd do if someone said that.We'd kill him! Ha ha!'
What the fuck is this country coming to?
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Valley Hammer
2:49 Tue Nov 11
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chim chim cha boo 2:56 Mon Nov 10
Great post, chim.
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Honest Hammer
2:19 Tue Nov 11
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Eddie B 1:34 Tue Nov 11
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I was there on the escalator between the 3rd and 4th floors.
Link to a photo I took prior to the service
http://instagram.com/p/vQZVskLwNV/?modal=true
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Sven Roeder
2:05 Tue Nov 11
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Surely you can flag up an audit on the tax accounts of these contractors?
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